Alright guys, lets get something straight. Pokémon and Kirby? Good idea right? Well, in this case you’d be surprised (or not) with NO. I personally love the idea of a Pokémon/Kirby character or corss over. No, really, I love it. But when people do dumb stuff like this, it’s taking it too far. Now that I’ve run down the begining, lets get down into the basic, tasteless bits and run down this character.
Run it down to the ground Kirchu. Kirchu… Where do I even start… Okay, I can’t even do a run down of this character. There. Is. No. HEADCANON.
So I will get to the fun part cause fuck headcanon stuff cause WOOPS IT DOESNT EXIST. Anyway, now to Rping… Where can I start on this either… Okay, so apparently, Kirchu can uh… Turn into an angel? Yeah, you heard me right. Kirchu can turn into a godly figure when angry enough (wow such a unique trait). Not to mention, Kirchu is 12 years old folks! Wow! Such talent! She also, for some reason, knows about Turbo. And I see no trace of her meeting any Turbo’s so what is this. She godmods as well, and for the sake of all things, PLEASE type more than one sentence replies.
She can get the fire ability out of no where, and pretty much never dies or gets hurt. You can score a “AAAAAA—” or a “GAUDFH” or some kind of text spam but that’s nothing special. This character, it could have SO MUCH POTENTIAL if the person would BACK THE FUCK UP and think about this. It’s a Kirby. As a Pikachu. I would assume that that isn’t a hard character to develop but whatever. Throw logic out the window. Go ahead.
Now then, I know someone is gonna be like “But this is a Kirby Character!” Uh, no. Technically, it is Pokémon. Anyway, as I was saying, There could be a lot of improvement. And HOPEFULLY I can help break the glacier that separates the good character from the bad character. I think I worded that wrong but whatever. Here are some of my tips for this character.
- Add a headcanon page
- Give us more than maybe one sentence asks so I can actually read without feeling bored.
- Add a headcanon page
- Plot. Add plot. Alright? ADD… A…. PLOT…
- Add a headcanon page.
- Spell check. Please.
And my bitchy thoughts…
Angel powers! Kirby gone wrong! Over powered! Godmodder! FUCKING HEADCANON PAGE NO BE THER!? Twelve year old child with angel powers and is so strong wow! Anger management! Improvement is a MUST HAVE! One sentence replies! Spell Check! Ok, I can’t do this. I can’t end this rant on a sane note. Goodbye, until next time.