Alright guys, lets get something straight. Pokémon and Kirby? Good idea right? Well, in this case you’d be surprised (or not) with NO. I personally love the idea of a Pokémon/Kirby character or corss over. No, really, I love it. But when people do dumb stuff like this, it’s taking it too far. Now that I’ve run down the begining, lets get down into the basic, tasteless bits and run down this character. Run it down to the ground

Kirchu. Kirchu… Where do I even start… Okay, I can’t even do a run down of this character. There. Is. No. HEADCANON.

So I will get to the fun part cause fuck headcanon stuff cause WOOPS IT DOESNT EXIST. Anyway, now to Rping… Where can I start on this either… Okay, so apparently, Kirchu can uh… Turn into an angel? Yeah, you heard me right. Kirchu can turn into a godly figure when angry enough (wow such a unique trait). Not to mention, Kirchu is 12 years old folks! Wow! Such talent! She also, for some reason, knows about Turbo. And I see no trace of her meeting any Turbo’s so what is this. She godmods as well, and for the sake of all things, PLEASE type more than one sentence replies.

She can get the fire ability out of no where, and pretty much never dies or gets hurt. You can score a “AAAAAA—” or a “GAUDFH” or some kind of text spam but that’s nothing special. This character, it could have SO  MUCH POTENTIAL if the person would BACK THE FUCK UP and think about this. It’s a Kirby. As a Pikachu. I would assume that that isn’t a hard character to develop but whatever. Throw logic out the window. Go ahead.

Now then, I know someone is gonna be like “But this is a Kirby Character!” Uh, no. Technically, it is Pokémon. Anyway, as I was saying, There could be a lot of improvement. And HOPEFULLY I can help break the glacier that separates the good character from the bad character. I think I worded that wrong but whatever. Here are some of my tips for this character.

1. Add a headcanon page
2. Give us more than maybe one sentence asks so I can actually read without feeling bored.
3. Add a headcanon page
4. Plot. Add plot. Alright? ADD… A…. PLOT…
5. Add a headcanon page.
6. Spell check. Please.

So. Summery…
 And my bitchy thoughts…

Angel powers! Kirby gone wrong! Over powered! Godmodder! FUCKING HEADCANON PAGE NO BE THER!? Twelve year old child with angel powers and is so strong wow! Anger management! Improvement is a MUST HAVE! One sentence replies! Spell Check! Ok, I can’t do this. I can’t end this rant on a sane note. Goodbye, until next time.

…Fuck.

It annoys me when there are a lot of Pokemon blogs that get ignored, and pushed aside because their art isn’t ‘good enough’ or their rping needs improvement. I understand a lot of people would love to interact with an artist who is kind enough to draw people’s characters, and take the time to draw pictures for an ask, but seriously. I find all these blogs with so much potential get shoved into the shadows because they feel out classed by everyone else who receives asks.
Now that I am on the subject of people getting a lot of asks, let me explain to everyone a thing. The people who get asks work hard to get all the asks answered, and usually get an ass ton of asks they don’t want. Asks like Hey [Character]! FALCON PAAAAWWWNCH!  or  So did you hear about Cackletta? I met her once, and I was like, wow, this lady sure is full of beans! So if you ever feel bad or jealous about people who get asks every second, remember, they get bad one’s too. As well as them not being able to clear them out or not being able to go into their dash without having another one pop up.

When people also seem to have a ton of asks, it is also usually that they don’t answer their asks right away, which makes it seem like they have a lot. The people who get a lot of asks, are usually people who don’t need asks, and it’s stressful for them because of the fact that if they stop posting, people will get mad or worried and send many more messages about that topic. Not to mention when people resend their asks a million times, and don’t read the fucking FAQ. The thing is there for a reason! Read it! You might have had your ask already answered!
Now that I’ve gotten through explaining why people shouldn’t get angry or stressed about people getting a ton of asks, lets move on.
I find so many blogs that get asks here and there, but they still complain. And also those who get no asks at all, even though they have great talent. It is really sad to see people make posts about not getting asks at all and begging for attention or guilt tripping people for asks. In general, be happy there are people out there who enjoy you enough to follow you. Don’t beat yourself up cause no one sends you asks. I would continue this rant, but I’m too goddamn tired to rant.

When people reblog ask games constantly, I get pretty angry. Like seriously guys!? I get the fucking picture, you want asks. But do you really need to reblog an ask game every five seconds. I don’t think I wanna see one hundred ask game posts splattered on my dash or when I look through a blog to see all of those! It makes it hard to navigate to your blog’s actual posts. Please keep in mind people not only see your stuff on their dash, but on your blog. In a single formation…!

Yes! The most over-used trait in any fandom! When a character has an evil side! Sure, it’s interesting and all… But there is a thin line between just angsting it the fuck up to max and flat out ruining it, as to being very interesting and plot driven. Please, if you are gonna make your character have a evil side or… something. Keep in mind…

1. oh no my character is angry, time to be a dick and bring out their alter eg- no.
2. Wow red eyes and blood and sharp teeth and stuf- no.
3. It was cause of a very traumatic expirience they won’t ever recover fro- no.
4. They aren’t tame when they are in that evil st-  no.

Just don’t over use this trait by making it too angsty or predictable like super mega awesome ghosty powers. They don’t turn into Hulk when angry.

Gosh I can’t fucking believe how people go around and type stuff without spell check. I understand if it is just because people don’t have English as a beginning language, but it is ridiculous when you do know English and spell like a second grader fresh out of first grade! It’s also insult to injury when someone is using a PHONE to rp! Two fucking words!

SPELL.

CHECK.

Isn’t it just lovely when a blog has like fifty fucking hundred characters. And all the characters are just background characters with no real purpose in the blog itself. Cause I find it so appealing.

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